Me and the Colonel poster
Where to stream

Me and the Colonel

6.519581h 49mMovieComedyWar

Nazis are about to overrun France, and a Jewish man named Jacobowsky is stranded in Paris. He hitches a ride with reluctant Polish serviceman Colonel Prokoszny, who harbors a bias against Jews. They are soon joined by Prokoszny's…

DirectorPeter Glenville
WritersS. N. Behrman·George Froeschel
ProducerWilliam Goetz

Where to watch

Not available in Australia
Streaming in 15 other countries

Me and the Colonel isn't on any streaming service in Australia right now, but it's available in Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, France and 11 more. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Peter Glenville

DKDanny Kaye
Danny Kaye
S.L. Jacobowsky
CJCurd Jürgens
Curd Jürgens
Colonel Prokoszny
NMNicole Maurey
Nicole Maurey
Suzanne Roualet
FRFrançoise Rosay
Françoise Rosay
Madame Bouffier
ATAkim Tamiroff
Akim Tamiroff
Szabuniewicz
MHMartita Hunt
Martita Hunt
Mother Superior
ASAlexander Scourby
Alexander Scourby
Major Von Bergen
LMLiliane Montevecchi
Liliane Montevecchi
Cosette
LSLudwig Stössel
Ludwig Stössel
Dr. Szicki
GB
Gérard Buhr
German Captain
FR
Franz Roehn
Monsieur Girardin
CLCelia Lovsky
Celia Lovsky
Mme. Arle

More from Danny Kaye · Lead actor

The Cosby Show
The Cosby Show
1984 · 7.0
The Lucy Show
The Lucy Show
1962 · 7.1
The Twilight Zone
The Twilight Zone
1985 · 7.7
White Christmas
White Christmas
1954 · 7.2
Hallmark Hall of Fame
Hallmark Hall of Fame
1951 · 8.8
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
1947 · 6.8
The Court Jester
The Court Jester
1955 · 7.3
It's a Great Feeling
It's a Great Feeling
1949 · 6.0
Merry Andrew
Merry Andrew
1958 · 6.0
The Inspector General
The Inspector General
1949 · 6.6
See all fromDanny Kaye

More from Curd Jürgens · Co-star actor

Scene of the Crime
Scene of the Crime
1970 · 6.2
Derrick
Derrick
1974 · 6.0
The Commissioner
The Commissioner
1969 · 8.0
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
1964 · 7.2
The Longest Day
The Longest Day
1962 · 7.6
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Spy Who Loved Me
1977 · 6.8
Smiley's People
Smiley's People
1982 · 7.7
Fall of Eagles
Fall of Eagles
1974 · 7.0
Profession: Adventurers
Profession: Adventurers
1973 · 5.8
Lord Jim
Lord Jim
1965 · 6.8
See all fromCurd Jürgens

More from Peter Glenville · Director

Becket
Becket
1964 · 7.2
The Comedians
The Comedians
1967 · 6.1
Summer and Smoke
Summer and Smoke
1961 · 6.6
Term of Trial
Term of Trial
1962 · 6.1
The Prisoner
The Prisoner
1955 · 7.2
Hotel Paradiso
Hotel Paradiso
1966 · 6.0
See all fromPeter Glenville

More like this

What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
1966 · 5.9
Oh! What a Lovely War
Oh! What a Lovely War
1969 · 6.6
Duck Soup
Duck Soup
1933 · 7.3
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Hot Shots! Part Deux
1993 · 6.5
Duplex
Duplex
2003 · 6.1
Carry On Sergeant
Carry On Sergeant
1958 · 6.4
Shoulder Arms
Shoulder Arms
1918 · 6.8
Cadet Kelly
Cadet Kelly
2002 · 6.2
The Cheap Detective
The Cheap Detective
1978 · 6.3
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
2008 · 7.6
Tommy Boy
Tommy Boy
1995 · 6.8
Airheads
Airheads
1994 · 6.2

Me and the Colonel — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Me and the Colonel?

Me and the Colonel isn't on any streaming service in Australia yet, but it's available in Austria, Belgium and Switzerland and other countries. Streaming rights differ by country — switch your country in the header to see where.

Is Me and the Colonel on Netflix?

No, Me and the Colonel is not on Netflix in Australia as of September 2026.

Is Me and the Colonel on Amazon Prime Video?

No, Me and the Colonel isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Australia right now.

Where can I watch Me and the Colonel for free?

Me and the Colonel isn't streaming in Australia yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.