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Mean Machine

6.320011h 39mMMovieComedyDrama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these…

DirectorBarry Skolnick
WritersCharlie Fletcher·Chris Baker
ProducersGeorgia Masters·Cynthia Pett-Dante

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Availability shown for Australia · rights vary by country

Cast · Directed by Barry Skolnick

VJVinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
DKDavid Kelly
David Kelly
Doc
DHDavid Hemmings
David Hemmings
Governor
RBRalph Brown
Ralph Brown
Burton
VBVas Blackwood
Vas Blackwood
Massive
RGRobbie Gee
Robbie Gee
Trojan
GBGeoff Bell
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
JFJohn Forgeham
John Forgeham
Sykes
SPSally Phillips
Sally Phillips
Tracey
DDDanny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
JFJason Flemyng
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
JSJason Statham
Jason Statham
Monk

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Mean Machine — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Mean Machine?

Mean Machine isn't on any subscription service in Australia right now, but you can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video and Google Play Movies. It's not on Netflix.

Is Mean Machine on Netflix?

No, Mean Machine is not on Netflix in Australia as of October 2026. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

Is Mean Machine on Amazon Prime Video?

Mean Machine isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in Australia, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch Mean Machine for free?

Mean Machine isn't available free in Australia; you can only rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.