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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

6.220081h 40mPG-13MovieComedy

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

DirectorSteve Miner
WritersKelly Bowen·April Blair
ProducersTrevor Short·Randall Emmett

Where to watch

Availability shown for Australia · rights vary by country

Cast · Directed by Steve Miner

JSJessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
VFVivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
SGSteve Guttenberg
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
AGAimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
OROlesya Rulin
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
KAKeiko Agena
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
JJJill Marie Jones
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
RSRyan Sypek
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
COCheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
GGGary Grubbs
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
BJBryce Johnson
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
FT
Floriana Tullio
Camille

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn't on any subscription service in Australia right now, but you can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video and Google Play Movies. It's not on Netflix.

Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous on Netflix?

No, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is not on Netflix in Australia as of September 2026. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous on Amazon Prime Video?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in Australia, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous for free?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn't available free in Australia; you can only rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.