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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off

4.5199613mMovieScience FictionComedy

This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.

DirectorPetter Baiestorf
WriterPetter Baiestorf
ProducersPetter Baiestorf·Carli Bortolanza

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Cast · Directed by Petter Baiestorf

CBCarli Bortolanza
Carli Bortolanza
Técnico da Nasa
MBMarcos Braun
Marcos Braun
Técnico das NASA 2/Alienígena
PBPetter Baiestorf
Petter Baiestorf
Técnico da NASA 3

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