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The Baby Juice Express

8.020041h 25mMovieCrimeComedy

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to…

DirectorMichael Hurst
WritersMichael Hurst·Nick Moran

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Not available in Australia
Streaming in 3 other countries

The Baby Juice Express isn't on any streaming service in Australia right now, but it's available in Guernsey, United Kingdom, United States. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Michael Hurst

NMNick Moran
Nick Moran
Des
NBNick Brimble
Nick Brimble
Krakowski
LF
Lisa Faulkner
Lauren
PDPhil Davis
Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly
SWSamantha Womack
Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
JBJoe Bugner
Joe Bugner
Palooka
JCJulian Clary
Julian Clary
Jason
ADAngela Douglas
Angela Douglas
Celestia
DCDavid Cardy
David Cardy
Goldberg
RJRuth Jones
Ruth Jones
Gladys
DCDave Courtney
Dave Courtney
Baxter
GTGary Tiplady
Gary Tiplady
Burke

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The Baby Juice Express — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams The Baby Juice Express?

The Baby Juice Express isn't on any streaming service in Australia yet, but it's available in United Kingdom, Guernsey and United States. Streaming rights differ by country — switch your country in the header to see where.

Is The Baby Juice Express on Netflix?

No, The Baby Juice Express is not on Netflix in Australia as of September 2026.

Is The Baby Juice Express on Amazon Prime Video?

No, The Baby Juice Express isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Australia right now.

Where can I watch The Baby Juice Express for free?

The Baby Juice Express isn't streaming in Australia yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.