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Traditional Family Vampires

10.0200015mMovieComedyHorror

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not…

DirectorBobby R. Poirier
WriterMichael Bendzela

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Cast · Directed by Bobby R. Poirier

BH
Brian Hinds
Father
CM
Christine Louise Marshall
Mother
SL
Sarah Lord
Daughter
JM
J.D. Merritt
Man
HA
Harrison Ankers
LaWanda
JH
John Hickson
The Priest
MB
Mary Lou Bagley
Old Woman
BPBobby R. Poirier
Bobby R. Poirier
Bar Patron

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Traditional Family Vampires — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Traditional Family Vampires?

Traditional Family Vampires isn't streaming anywhere in Australia yet.

Is Traditional Family Vampires on Netflix?

No, Traditional Family Vampires is not on Netflix in Australia as of September 2026.

Is Traditional Family Vampires on Amazon Prime Video?

No, Traditional Family Vampires isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Australia right now.

Where can I watch Traditional Family Vampires for free?

Traditional Family Vampires isn't streaming in Australia yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for Traditional Family Vampires?

Traditional Family Vampires hasn't started streaming in Australia yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around August 8, 2000. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.