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A Zed & Two Noughts

7.019851h 56mNRMovieComedyDrama

Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

DirectorPeter Greenaway
WriterPeter Greenaway
ProducersPeter Sainsbury·Kees Kasander

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Not available in Canada
Streaming in 10 other countries

A Zed & Two Noughts isn't on any streaming service in Canada right now, but it's available in Denmark, Finland, Guernsey, Italy and 6 more. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Peter Greenaway

FBFrances Barber
Frances Barber
Venus de Milo
JAJoss Ackland
Joss Ackland
Van Hoyten
BDBrian Deacon
Brian Deacon
Oswald Deuce
GPGeoffrey Palmer
Geoffrey Palmer
Fallast
EDEric Deacon
Eric Deacon
Oliver Deuce
AFAndréa Ferréol
Andréa Ferréol
Alba Bewick
JDJim Davidson
Jim Davidson
Joshua Plate
WKWolf Kahler
Wolf Kahler
Felipe Arc-en-Ciel
KCKen Campbell
Ken Campbell
Stephen Pipe
GTGuusje van Tilborgh
Guusje van Tilborgh
Caterina Bolnes
AB
Agnès Brulet
Beta Bewick
DADavid Attenborough
David Attenborough
Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice)

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A Zed & Two Noughts — streaming FAQ

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Is A Zed & Two Noughts on Netflix?

No, A Zed & Two Noughts is not on Netflix in Canada as of October 2026.

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