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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

199827mMovieComedyScience FictionTV Movie

20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

DirectorEd Bye
WritersPaul Alexander·Doug Naylor
ProducersCliff Pinnock·Doug Naylor

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Cast · Directed by Ed Bye

AHAinsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott
Self
CBChris Barrie
Chris Barrie
Rimmer
CCCraig Charles
Craig Charles
Lister
DJDanny John-Jules
Danny John-Jules
Cat/Duane Dibbley
RLRobert Llewellyn
Robert Llewellyn
Kryten
CAChloë Annett
Chloë Annett
Kochanski

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