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Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

6.019801h 24mMovieComedy

Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.

DirectorBernard Launois
WriterBernard Launois
ProducerBernard Launois

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Not available in Canada
Streaming in 1 other country

Don't Touch my Bagpipes! isn't on any streaming service in Canada right now, but it's available in France. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Bernard Launois

SSim
Sim
Gaëtan
FB
Florence Blot
Mademoiselle Kerlouette
HGHenri Génès
Henri Génès
Riton
JBJeannette Batti
Jeannette Batti
La femme d'Henri
GCGérard Croce
Gérard Croce
Gus
RRRobert Rollis
Robert Rollis
Le patron du bistrot
NP
Nicole Pescheux
La conductrice de car
ÉB
Évelyne Broussole
La serveuse
LM
Léon Marie
Le patron du garage
LB
Luc Barney
Le cuisinier
CD
Chantal Doukhan
Agnès
BM
Béatrice Marcillac
Martine

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Don't Touch my Bagpipes! — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Don't Touch my Bagpipes!?

Don't Touch my Bagpipes! isn't on any streaming service in Canada yet, but it's available in France. Streaming rights differ by country — switch your country in the header to see where.

Is Don't Touch my Bagpipes! on Netflix?

No, Don't Touch my Bagpipes! is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026.

Is Don't Touch my Bagpipes! on Amazon Prime Video?

No, Don't Touch my Bagpipes! isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Canada right now.

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