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Esme's Life Sucks

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Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a…

DirectorFrøydis Fossli Moe
WriterPersephone Wood

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Cast · Directed by Frøydis Fossli Moe

CCCallie Cooke
Callie Cooke
Esme
PCPearl Chanda
Pearl Chanda
Celeste
HTHerman Tømmeraas
Herman Tømmeraas
Colin
CNConor Neaves
Conor Neaves
Snakeman

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