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How Thick Is Your Carpet?

MovieDramaRomanceThriller

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

WriterJay Vanner
ProducersJay Vanner·Jamie Fallon

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Cast

SCSam Churchward
Sam Churchward
Tim
MS
Maria Shabanova
Ann
NH
Nelly Hollis
The Neighbour (voice)

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