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Idiots' Battle

8.0198621mMovieComedyWesternHorror

This black and white silent film with music by Helge Schneider, starring Udo Kier as a vampire and Alfred Edel as an Indian chief was commissioned by the Filmmuseum Düsseldorf to inaugurate their cinema organ. The look and feel of the film…

DirectorChristoph Schlingensief
WriterChristoph Schlingensief
ProducersChristoph Schlingensief·Wolfgang Schulte

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Cast · Directed by Christoph Schlingensief

UKUdo Kier
Udo Kier
AEAlfred Edel
Alfred Edel
AK
Anastasia Kudelka

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Idiots' Battle — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Idiots' Battle?

Idiots' Battle isn't streaming anywhere in Canada yet.

Is Idiots' Battle on Netflix?

No, Idiots' Battle is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026.

Is Idiots' Battle on Amazon Prime Video?

No, Idiots' Battle isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Canada right now.

Where can I watch Idiots' Battle for free?

Idiots' Battle isn't streaming in Canada yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for Idiots' Battle?

Idiots' Battle hasn't started streaming in Canada yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around February 19, 1986. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.