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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

4.1197153mMovieDramaHorrorFantasy

Based on the psychobabble of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle; what would happen to America if its citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to the light for salvation? Communist infiltrators, the 'footmen', will pave the way for an…

DirectorRon Ormond
WriterRon Ormond
ProducersEstus W. Pirkle·Monnie Stanfield

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Cast · Directed by Ron Ormond

JC
Judy Creech
Judy
CS
Cecil Scaife
The Commissar
GM
Gene McFall
Assisstant Commissar
WS
Wes Saunders
Comrade Teacher
EPEstus W. Pirkle
Estus W. Pirkle
Self

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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is streaming on MUBI in Canada. It's not currently on Netflix.

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No, If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026. It's currently on MUBI.

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