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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6.320251h 53mMovieDrama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

DirectorMary Bronstein
WriterMary Bronstein
ProducersSara Murphy·Ryan Zacarias

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Cast · Directed by Mary Bronstein

RBRose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
COConan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
ARA$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
DMDanielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
DQDelaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
MBMary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
IWIvy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
MSMark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
MNManu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
CSChristian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
EKEva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
EBElla Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ and Crave in Canada, and available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and CosmoGo. It's not currently on Netflix.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?

No, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026. It's currently on Paramount Plus and Paramount+.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Amazon Prime Video?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in Canada, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You for free?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to stream free (with ads) on Hoopla in Canada.