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U.S.S. Metaphor

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Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain Closeted, his gay son sailor Stephen (in love with sailor Ralph Rackstraw), sanctimonious Reverend Dick Deadheart, the…

DirectorLawrence B. Dillon
WriterWilliam S. Gilbert
ProducerDr. Kathleen McGuire

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Cast · Directed by Lawrence B. Dillon

EM
Edward "Moose" Maravilla
Mister Peanut Buttercup
MP
Matt Prather
Rev. Dick Deadheart
RB
Robert Benda
Ensign Ralph Rackstraw
KM
Ken McPherson
Captain Closeted
JP
John Prigeon
Stephen Closeted
SG
Steve Gallagher
Secretary Josephine Porter
MT
Michael Tate
"Aunt" Shebe

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U.S.S. Metaphor isn't streaming anywhere in Canada yet.

Is U.S.S. Metaphor on Netflix?

No, U.S.S. Metaphor is not on Netflix in Canada as of October 2026.

Is U.S.S. Metaphor on Amazon Prime Video?

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U.S.S. Metaphor isn't streaming in Canada yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

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U.S.S. Metaphor hasn't started streaming in Canada yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around November 14, 2007. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.