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You Know What Sailors Are

5.219541h 29mMovieComedy

The best of British humor is on display in this satirical cold war romp! Donald Sinden plays Lieutenant Green, a radar expert in the Royal Navy. One night, whilst under the influence of alcohol, he welds an old pram to the deck of a…

DirectorKen Annakin
WriterPeter Rogers
ProducerPeter Rogers

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Cast · Directed by Ken Annakin

ATAkim Tamiroff
Akim Tamiroff
DSDonald Sinden
Donald Sinden
SLSarah Lawson
Sarah Lawson
NWNaunton Wayne
Naunton Wayne
MSMarianne Stone
Marianne Stone
MMMartin Miller
Martin Miller
MHMichael Hordern
Michael Hordern
DBDora Bryan
Dora Bryan
SEShirley Eaton
Shirley Eaton
Harem Girl

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You Know What Sailors Are — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams You Know What Sailors Are?

You Know What Sailors Are isn't streaming anywhere in Canada yet.

Is You Know What Sailors Are on Netflix?

No, You Know What Sailors Are is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026.

Is You Know What Sailors Are on Amazon Prime Video?

No, You Know What Sailors Are isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Canada right now.

Where can I watch You Know What Sailors Are for free?

You Know What Sailors Are isn't streaming in Canada yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for You Know What Sailors Are?

You Know What Sailors Are hasn't started streaming in Canada yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around March 30, 1954. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.