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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

4.919771h 32mMovieComedy

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this…

DirectorsMarc Monnet·Coluche
WriterColuche
ProducerClaude Hauser

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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine isn't on any streaming service in Canada right now, but it's available in France. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Marc Monnet

CColuche
Coluche
Le roi Gros Pif Ier
DLDominique Lavanant
Dominique Lavanant
La reine Madeleine
AAnémone
Anémone
La cousine Lucienne
MLMartin Lamotte
Martin Lamotte
Le bouffon
MBMichel Blanc
Michel Blanc
Antremont
RGRoland Giraud
Roland Giraud
Le duc d'Orléans
GJGérard Jugnot
Gérard Jugnot
Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
GLGérard Lanvin
Gérard Lanvin
Le chevalier blanc
TLThierry Lhermitte
Thierry Lhermitte
Le héraut d'armes
MCMarie-Anne Chazel
Marie-Anne Chazel
La reine de Flandre
PBPhilippe Bruneau
Philippe Bruneau
Le duc d'Ambise
MPMichel Puterflam
Michel Puterflam
Le radoteur

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No, You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is not on Netflix in Canada as of September 2026.

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