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Crossing Swords

6.220202 seasonsTV-MATV SeriesComedyAnimation

Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

Where to watch

Availability shown for Canada · rights vary by country

Seasons & Episodes

E1
Shamrock Shakedown
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E2
Toxic Femininity
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E3
Destination: Wedding
Dec 10, 2021 7.0
E4
Good Vibrations
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E5
Get Your Minchachas Out
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E6
Tent Pitching
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E7
Nothin, Usurp With U?
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E8
Sad-iator
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E9
Knight of the F**king Dead
Dec 10, 2021 6.0
E10
Hard Day’s Knight
Dec 10, 2021 8.0

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Crossing Swords — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Crossing Swords?

Crossing Swords isn't on any subscription service in Canada right now, but you can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store. It's not on Netflix.

Is Crossing Swords on Netflix?

No, Crossing Swords is not on Netflix in Canada as of October 2026. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store.

Is Crossing Swords on Amazon Prime Video?

No, Crossing Swords isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Canada right now.

Where can I watch Crossing Swords for free?

Crossing Swords isn't available free in Canada; you can only rent or buy it on Apple TV Store.

How many seasons are in Crossing Swords?

Crossing Swords has 2 seasons in total (20 episodes). The series concluded in 2021.

Are all episodes of Crossing Swords out yet?

Yes — all 20 episodes across 2 seasons of Crossing Swords are out and available to stream.

Is there a Season 3 of Crossing Swords?

No — Crossing Swords ended after 2 seasons, so there is no Season 3.