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Mean Machine

6.320011h 39m15MovieComedyDrama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these…

DirectorBarry Skolnick
WritersCharlie Fletcher·Chris Baker
ProducersGeorgia Masters·Cynthia Pett-Dante

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Cast · Directed by Barry Skolnick

Vinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Jason Statham
Monk

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Which OTT platform streams Mean Machine?

Mean Machine is streaming on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ and Paramount Plus Premium in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Amazon Video and Google Play Movies. It's not currently on Netflix.

Is Mean Machine on Netflix?

No, Mean Machine is not on Netflix in United Kingdom as of August 2026. It's currently on Paramount Plus and Paramount+.

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Mean Machine isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in United Kingdom, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

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