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Turd Merchants of Death

6.520091h 15mNRMovieHorrorComedyAction

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

DirectorSamuel Hines
WritersColby Graham·Gordon Koch
ProducersMaile Kobayashi·Samuel Hines

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Cast · Directed by Samuel Hines

DL
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
CG
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
SH
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
AM
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
AH
Ann Hines
Receptionist
BH
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
JS
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
AT
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
AS
Adam Smith
Bartender
AM
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
KB
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
CC
Canyon Castator
Canyon

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