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Hallo Panda

7.0200629mMovieComedy

An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear.

DirectorsBen Blaine·Chris Blaine
WritersChris Blaine·Ben Blaine

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Cast · Directed by Ben Blaine

BWBenedict Wong
Benedict Wong
Panda's Voice (voice)
ETElizabeth Tan
Elizabeth Tan
Chinese Tourist
SPSara Pascoe
Sara Pascoe
Zoo Worker
PE
Peter Elliott
Panda's Body
CLCariad Lloyd
Cariad Lloyd
Sarah
NENeil Edmond
Neil Edmond
Mayover
SB
Steven Beckingham
Mark
FH
Femi Houghton
David
LK
Lee Kern
Lee
TG
Tom Golding
Zoo Worker
GM
Garth Maunders
Zoo Worker
HN
Helen Neale
Zoo Worker

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Hallo Panda — streaming FAQ

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Hallo Panda hasn't started streaming in United States yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around December 20, 2006. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.