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No Children

192920mNRMovieComedy

Parents pretend they are in show business and their kids are ventriloquist dummies.

DirectorGeorge Marshall
WriterWalter Berndt

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Cast · Directed by George Marshall

DHDonald Haines
Donald Haines
Smitty
WDWilliam Desmond
William Desmond
Self
JC
Jackie Combs
Herbie
JBJoseph Belmont
Joseph Belmont
Smitty's Father
MT
Maude Truax
Smitty's Mother
BFBilly Franey
Billy Franey
GOGeorge Ovey
George Ovey

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