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The Total Family

9.019811h 26mMovie

Baron Childerich III of Bartenbruch considers himself to be a descendant of the Merovingian dynasty and he has drawn up a chart of marriages and adoptions which show that he is his own father, grandfather, father-in-law, and son-in-law. He…

DirectorErnst Schmidt Jr.
WritersGünther Janicek·Ernst Schmidt Jr.

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Streaming in 2 other countries

The Total Family isn't on any streaming service in United States right now, but it's available in Austria, Germany. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Ernst Schmidt Jr.

AA
Armin Akermann
Baron Childerich III, Freiherr von Bartenbruch
JW
John D. Weiler
Pippin
FW
Franz West
Prof. Horn
VEValie Export
Valie Export
Sister Helga
WN
Wendy Nagler
Ulrike, Childerich´s fiancee
FG
Friederich Geyrhofer
Dr. Döblinger

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