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Cold Hand Jesus

202422mMovieComedy

At thirty-three, Jésus is the world champion of an unusual sport: cup-and-ball. As he prepares to defend another title, with victory seeming inevitable, he is suddenly struck by uncontrollable tremors. Faced with these symptoms, Jésus must find a solution to live up to his reputation.

DirectorOlivier Lambert
WriterOlivier Lambert
ProducerCosme Bongrain

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Cast · Directed by Olivier Lambert

BUBastien Ughetto
Bastien Ughetto
Jésus
RTRaphaël Thiéry
Raphaël Thiéry
Marius
IJ
Isabelle Janier
Carmen
BU
Bertrand Uzeel
Dr. Berger
NMNelson Monfort
Nelson Monfort
Commentateur
IL
Inès Lagdiri-Nastasi
Commentatrice

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