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Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie

20251h 45mPG-13MovieDocumentaryMusic

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's …

DirectorRob Lichter
ProducerRob Lichter

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Cast · Directed by Rob Lichter

PJ
Paul Jossman
Bowtie Blotto
BP
Bill Polchinski
Broadway Blotto
KS
Keith Stephenson
Cheese Blotto
GH
Greg Haymes
Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
PR
Paul Rapp
Lee Harvey Blotto
HB
Helena Binder
Blanche Blotto
DM
David Maswick
Chevrolet Blotto
MK
Mike Kelley
Self
SD
Steve Davies
Self
MQMartha Quinn
Martha Quinn
Self
DRDonald Roeser
Donald Roeser
Self
JMJackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Self

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Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie isn't streaming anywhere in Philippines yet.

Is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie on Netflix?

No, Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie is not on Netflix in Philippines as of September 2026.

Is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie on Amazon Prime Video?

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Where can I watch Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie for free?

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie isn't streaming in Philippines yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie hasn't started streaming in Philippines yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around June 20, 2025. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.