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If a Thousand Clarinets

7.519652h 16mMovieComedyMusicFantasy

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.

DirectorsVladimír Svitáček·Ján Roháč
WritersJiří Suchý·Ján Roháč
ProducerBohumil Šmída

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Streaming in 2 other countries

If a Thousand Clarinets isn't on any streaming service in Philippines right now, but it's available in Czechia, Slovakia. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Vladimír Svitáček

JBJana Brejchová
Jana Brejchová
Tereza
WMWaldemar Matuška
Waldemar Matuška
Patrik
HHHana Hegerová
Hana Hegerová
Edita
EPEva Pilarová
Eva Pilarová
Klaudia
KGKarel Gott
Karel Gott
Benjamin
JSJiří Suchý
Jiří Suchý
parašutista
JŠ
Jiří Šlitr
parašutista
PFPavlína Filipovská
Pavlína Filipovská
chovanka
JMJana Malknechtová
Jana Malknechtová
Jana
JJ
Jiří Jelínek
Nicolas
VBVlastimil Brodský
Vlastimil Brodský
pluk. Helmuth
MRMartin Růžek
Martin Růžek
ministr

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