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Nipplejesus

201516mMovie

A bouncer finds out that guarding modern art is just as hazardous as controlling the ropes at a nightclub.

DirectorJake Lushington
WriterJake Lushington
ProducersRachel Wardlow·Lawrence Albonico

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Cast · Directed by Jake Lushington

SRSteffan Rhodri
Steffan Rhodri
Neil
ATAbigail Thaw
Abigail Thaw
Juliette
FMFaye Marsay
Faye Marsay
Siobhan (the artist)
KDKarl Davies
Karl Davies
Disturbed Man
NFNicholas Farrell
Nicholas Farrell
Silver Fox
SHSiobhan Hewlett
Siobhan Hewlett
Thirty Something Woman
MAMichele Austin
Michele Austin
Denise
AMAdrian McLoughlin
Adrian McLoughlin
Tommy
JTJames Tarpey
James Tarpey
Young Thief
SASebastian Armesto
Sebastian Armesto
Thirty Something Man
KM
Kieron Mulhall
Drunk Man 1
EBEd Birch
Ed Birch
Laughing Man

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Nipplejesus hasn't started streaming in Philippines yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around November 9, 2015. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.