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No Children

192920mNRMovieComedy

Parents pretend they are in show business and their kids are ventriloquist dummies.

DirectorGeorge Marshall
WriterWalter Berndt

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Cast · Directed by George Marshall

DHDonald Haines
Donald Haines
Smitty
WDWilliam Desmond
William Desmond
Self
JC
Jackie Combs
Herbie
JBJoseph Belmont
Joseph Belmont
Smitty's Father
MT
Maude Truax
Smitty's Mother
BFBilly Franey
Billy Franey
GOGeorge Ovey
George Ovey

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No Children — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams No Children?

No Children isn't streaming anywhere in Philippines yet.

Is No Children on Netflix?

No, No Children is not on Netflix in Philippines as of September 2026.

Is No Children on Amazon Prime Video?

No, No Children isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Philippines right now.

Where can I watch No Children for free?

No Children isn't streaming in Philippines yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for No Children?

No Children hasn't started streaming in Philippines yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around April 28, 1929. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.