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The Machine

5.820231h 52mRMovieComedyActionCrime

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he…

DirectorPeter Atencio
WritersKevin Biegel·Scotty Landes
ProducersJudi Brown-Marmel·Bert Kreischer

Where to watch

NetflixNetflix
Availability shown for Philippines · rights vary by country

Cast · Directed by Peter Atencio

BKBert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Bert
MHMark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Albert
JTJimmy Tatro
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
SKStephanie Kurtzuba
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
NĐNikola Đuričko
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
IBIva Babić
Iva Babić
Idina
MFMartyn Ford
Martyn Ford
Sponge
RMRobert Maaser
Robert Maaser
Alexei
JGJess Gabor
Jess Gabor
Sasha
RBRita Bernard-Shaw
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
OTOleg Taktarov
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
ACAmelie Child-Villiers
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana

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The Machine — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams The Machine?

The Machine is streaming on Netflix in Philippines, and available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

Is The Machine on Netflix?

Yes — The Machine is available on Netflix in Philippines as of October 2026.

Is The Machine on Amazon Prime Video?

The Machine isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in Philippines, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch The Machine for free?

The Machine is available on Netflix in Philippines, but you'll need an active subscription — there's no free option right now.