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The Onion Movie

6.120081h 30mMovieComedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This…

DirectorsTom Kuntz·Mike Maguire
WritersRobert D. Siegel·Todd Hanson
ProducersGil Netter·David Miner

Where to watch

Not available in Philippines
Streaming in 50 other countries

The Onion Movie isn't on any streaming service in Philippines right now, but it's available in Argentina, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan and 46 more. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Tom Kuntz

LCLen Cariou
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
KTKen Takemoto
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
SSSteven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
LLLarissa Laskin
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
DMDon McManus
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
MBMichael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
AAAhmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
BFBrendan Fletcher
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
DKDaniel Dae Kim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
MBMeredith Baxter
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
JRJed Rees
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
RDRodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

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The Onion Movie — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie isn't on any streaming service in Philippines yet, but it's available in Argentina, Austria and Australia and other countries. Streaming rights differ by country — switch your country in the header to see where.

Is The Onion Movie on Netflix?

No, The Onion Movie is not on Netflix in Philippines as of September 2026.

Is The Onion Movie on Amazon Prime Video?

No, The Onion Movie isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Philippines right now.

Where can I watch The Onion Movie for free?

The Onion Movie isn't streaming in Philippines yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.