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They Make You Grow a Beard

4.0201711mMovieThrillerComedyHorror

A young father must fight to save his son, when he finds out that his friends are being replaced by people with beards. An absurdist horror, the film looks satirically at the changing nature of the modern man.

DirectorAnthony Kinsella
WriterAnthony Kinsella

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They Make You Grow a Beard was released on August 17, 2017 but we couldn't find it on any streaming service yet. Rights can change — try again later.

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Cast · Directed by Anthony Kinsella

PM
Patrick Murphy
Michael
PJ
Paul Quinn Jr.
Paul
BF
Brendan Farrell
Lead Beard
PB
Patrick Bokin
Scott
DM
David McCarton
Alley Beard

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They Make You Grow a Beard — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams They Make You Grow a Beard?

They Make You Grow a Beard isn't streaming anywhere in Philippines yet.

Is They Make You Grow a Beard on Netflix?

No, They Make You Grow a Beard is not on Netflix in Philippines as of September 2026.

Is They Make You Grow a Beard on Amazon Prime Video?

No, They Make You Grow a Beard isn't on Amazon Prime Video in Philippines right now.

Where can I watch They Make You Grow a Beard for free?

They Make You Grow a Beard isn't streaming in Philippines yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.

What is the OTT release date for They Make You Grow a Beard?

They Make You Grow a Beard hasn't started streaming in Philippines yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around October 5, 2017. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.