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What a Mess!

6.719952h 23mMovieComedy

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

DirectorVladimir Menshov
WritersVladimir Menshov·Andrei Samsonov
ProducersVladimir Dostal·Aleksandr Litvinov

Where to watch

Not available in Philippines
Streaming in 6 other countries

What a Mess! isn't on any streaming service in Philippines right now, but it's available in Croatia, Hong Kong SAR China, Iceland, Russia and 2 more. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Vladimir Menshov

VGValeriy Garkalin
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
VAVera Alentova
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
ICInna Churikova
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
ADArmen Dzhigarkhanyan
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
IUIgor Ugolnikov
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
SBSergey Batalov
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
RBRolan Bykov
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
LKLeonid Kuravlyov
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
LPLyubov Polishchuk
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
OEOleg Efremov
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
OTOleg Tabakov
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
AV
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma

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What a Mess! — streaming FAQ

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What a Mess! isn't on any streaming service in Philippines yet, but it's available in Hong Kong SAR China, Croatia and Iceland and other countries. Streaming rights differ by country — switch your country in the header to see where.

Is What a Mess! on Netflix?

No, What a Mess! is not on Netflix in Philippines as of November 2026.

Is What a Mess! on Amazon Prime Video?

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What a Mess! isn't streaming in Philippines yet, so there's no way to watch it free at the moment.