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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

8.020081h 26mPG-13MovieComedy

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to…

DirectorsStoney Sharp·Tim Ford

WritersMary Jo Pehl·Frank Conniff

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Not available in United Kingdom

Streaming in 4 other countries

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians isn't on any streaming service in United Kingdom right now, but it's available in Australia, Canada, Mexico, United States. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Stoney Sharp

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