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Hit Me

4.720051h 20mRMovieCrimeThriller

Dan Selig is a bored thirty year-old math wiz who's looking for a way to change his life. His ray of light comes in the form of a curvy blonde named Alicia, who recruits Dan to join her blackjack card counting team for a one night Las…

DirectorMichael Kinney
WriterMichael Kinney

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Cast · Directed by Michael Kinney

MHMax Herholz
Max Herholz
Dan Selig
CB
Camden Brady
Alicia Barzun
MFMax Freeman
Max Freeman
Yergei Russian mobster
KNKofi Natei
Kofi Natei
Thomas Lee

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Hit Me — streaming FAQ

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Hit Me isn't streaming anywhere in United Kingdom yet.

Is Hit Me on Netflix?

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Is Hit Me on Amazon Prime Video?

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Hit Me hasn't started streaming in United Kingdom yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around February 7, 2006. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.