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How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh?

6.420081h 57mMovieComedyRomance

At 40, Zosia has a happy second marriage, a well-adjusted daughter, a good career, and a comfortable home in Warsaw. But as she and her family usher in the year 2000, she wishes some things in her youth had happened differently, and she's…

DirectorJuliusz Machulski
WriterJuliusz Machulski
ProducersJuliusz Machulski·Wojciech Danowski

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Cast · Directed by Juliusz Machulski

IOIlona Ostrowska
Ilona Ostrowska
Zosia Albrecht-Radecka
MMMaciej Marczewski
Maciej Marczewski
Kuba Radecki
RWRobert Więckiewicz
Robert Więckiewicz
Darek
DSDanuta Szaflarska
Danuta Szaflarska
Zosia's grandmother
SD
Sylwia Dziorek
Florka
KKKatarzyna Kwiatkowska
Katarzyna Kwiatkowska
Marta
MZMichał Zieliński
Michał Zieliński
Jurek
MWMagdalena Waligórska
Magdalena Waligórska
Zaneta
MBMałgorzata Buczkowska
Małgorzata Buczkowska
Teresa
AMAndrzej Młynarczyk
Andrzej Młynarczyk
Teresa's husband
TSTomasz Schimscheiner
Tomasz Schimscheiner
Donald Tusk
AMAgnieszka Mandat
Agnieszka Mandat
Zosia's mother

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