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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6.320251h 53m15MovieDrama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

DirectorMary Bronstein
WriterMary Bronstein
ProducersSara Murphy·Ryan Zacarias

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Cast · Directed by Mary Bronstein

RBRose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
COConan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
ARA$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
DMDanielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
DQDelaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
MBMary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
IWIvy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
MSMark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
MNManu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
CSChristian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
EKEva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
EBElla Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — streaming FAQ

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on BFI Player in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and Rakuten TV. It's not currently on Netflix.

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No, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not on Netflix in United Kingdom as of September 2026. It's currently on BFI Player.

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