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Mean Machine

6.320011h 39m15MovieComedyDrama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these…

DirectorBarry Skolnick
WritersCharlie Fletcher·Chris Baker
ProducersGeorgia Masters·Cynthia Pett-Dante

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Cast · Directed by Barry Skolnick

VJVinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
DKDavid Kelly
David Kelly
Doc
DHDavid Hemmings
David Hemmings
Governor
RBRalph Brown
Ralph Brown
Burton
VBVas Blackwood
Vas Blackwood
Massive
RGRobbie Gee
Robbie Gee
Trojan
GBGeoff Bell
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
JFJohn Forgeham
John Forgeham
Sykes
SPSally Phillips
Sally Phillips
Tracey
DDDanny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
JFJason Flemyng
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
JSJason Statham
Jason Statham
Monk

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Mean Machine is streaming on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ and Paramount Plus Premium in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Amazon Video and Google Play Movies. It's not currently on Netflix.

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