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Sardines

199530mMovieComedy

Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial…

DirectorCharlie Hanson
WritersChris Langham·Ben Miller

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Cast · Directed by Charlie Hanson

GJGriff Rhys Jones
Griff Rhys Jones
Davy Kotowski
WIWilliam Ivory
William Ivory
Chris Cheese
JDJack Docherty
Jack Docherty
Captain Alec McLeod
IBIan Bartholomew
Ian Bartholomew
Lionel Pinner
AS
Anthony Smee
Roger Tench
PS
Paul Shearer
Proudlove
PDPeter-Hugo Daly
Peter-Hugo Daly
Galloway
PBPerry Benson
Perry Benson
Coxswain
BMBen Miller
Ben Miller
Simon Adair
AAAlexander Armstrong
Alexander Armstrong
Alastair Simpson
JAJake Abraham
Jake Abraham
Mickey Davis

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