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The Machine

5.720231h 52m15MovieComedyActionCrime

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he…

DirectorPeter Atencio
WritersKevin Biegel·Scotty Landes
ProducersPeter Atencio·Bert Kreischer

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Availability shown for United Kingdom · rights vary by country

Cast · Directed by Peter Atencio

BKBert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Bert
MHMark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Albert
JTJimmy Tatro
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
SKStephanie Kurtzuba
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
NĐNikola Đuričko
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
IBIva Babić
Iva Babić
Idina
MFMartyn Ford
Martyn Ford
Sponge
RMRobert Maaser
Robert Maaser
Alexei
JGJess Gabor
Jess Gabor
Sasha
RBRita Bernard-Shaw
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
OTOleg Taktarov
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
ACAmelie Child-Villiers
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana

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The Machine — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams The Machine?

The Machine isn't on any subscription service in United Kingdom right now, but you can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV and Amazon Video. It's not on Netflix.

Is The Machine on Netflix?

No, The Machine is not on Netflix in United Kingdom as of September 2026. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Rakuten TV.

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The Machine isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in United Kingdom, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

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The Machine isn't available free in United Kingdom; you can only rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Rakuten TV.