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Useless Humans

4.920211h 17m15MovieComedyHorrorScience Fiction

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

DirectorStephen Ohl
WritersTravis Betz·George Caine
ProducersJon Bloch·Ryan Scaringe

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Rakuten TVRakuten TV
Availability shown for United Kingdom · rights vary by country

Cast · Directed by Stephen Ohl

JZJosh Zuckerman
Josh Zuckerman
Brian
RKRushi Kota
Rushi Kota
Louis
DWDavida Williams
Davida Williams
Jess
LYLuke Youngblood
Luke Youngblood
Alex
EGEdy Ganem
Edy Ganem
Chum
MKMaya Kazan
Maya Kazan
Wendy
JKJoey Kern
Joey Kern
Zachary
ITIqbal Theba
Iqbal Theba
Kenneth
TDTim DeZarn
Tim DeZarn
Duke
KMKevin Michael Martin
Kevin Michael Martin
Danny
JCJames Croak
James Croak
Alien
GHGeorge Henry Horton
George Henry Horton
Officer Butch McQuade

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Useless Humans — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Useless Humans?

Useless Humans is streaming on Rakuten TV in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video. It's not currently on Netflix.

Is Useless Humans on Netflix?

No, Useless Humans is not on Netflix in United Kingdom as of November 2026. It's currently on Rakuten TV.

Is Useless Humans on Amazon Prime Video?

Useless Humans isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in United Kingdom, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch Useless Humans for free?

Useless Humans is available to stream free (with ads) on Rakuten TV in United Kingdom.