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Crossing Swords

6.220202 seasonsTV-MATV SeriesComedyAnimation

Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

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Availability shown for United Kingdom · rights vary by country

Seasons & Episodes

E1
Shamrock Shakedown
Dec 10, 2021
E2
Toxic Femininity
Dec 10, 2021
E3
Destination: Wedding
Dec 10, 2021
E4
Good Vibrations
Dec 10, 2021
E5
Get Your Minchachas Out
Dec 10, 2021
E6
Tent Pitching
Dec 10, 2021
E7
Nothin, Usurp With U?
Dec 10, 2021
E8
Sad-iator
Dec 10, 2021
E9
Knight of the F**king Dead
Dec 10, 2021
E10
Hard Day’s Knight
Dec 10, 2021

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Crossing Swords — streaming FAQ

Which OTT platform streams Crossing Swords?

Crossing Swords isn't on any subscription service in United Kingdom right now, but you can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video. It's not on Netflix.

Is Crossing Swords on Netflix?

No, Crossing Swords is not on Netflix in United Kingdom as of September 2026. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

Is Crossing Swords on Amazon Prime Video?

Crossing Swords isn't included with a Prime Video subscription in United Kingdom, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

Where can I watch Crossing Swords for free?

Crossing Swords isn't available free in United Kingdom; you can only rent or buy it on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

How many seasons are in Crossing Swords?

Crossing Swords has 2 seasons in total (20 episodes). The series concluded in 2021.

Are all episodes of Crossing Swords out yet?

Yes — all 20 episodes across 2 seasons of Crossing Swords are out and available to stream.

Is there a Season 3 of Crossing Swords?

No — Crossing Swords ended after 2 seasons, so there is no Season 3.