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70 Is Just a Number

6.620211h 42mMovieComedy

Seija Kuula is a superstar singer and an ageless goddess with a career spanning decades and decades. Problems start to arise when Seija falls in love with a younger guy and everybody around her seem to suffer from a bad case of baby fever.…

DirectorJohanna Vuoksenmaa
WriterJohanna Vuoksenmaa
ProducersNina Laurio·Riina Hyytiä

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Not available in United States
Streaming in 19 other countries

70 Is Just a Number isn't on any streaming service in United States right now, but it's available in Argentina, Austria, Bolivia, Brazil and 15 more. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Johanna Vuoksenmaa

HLHannele Lauri
Hannele Lauri
Seija Kuula
MNMikko Nousiainen
Mikko Nousiainen
Lauri Tamminen
MPMarja Packalén
Marja Packalén
Mirre
MP
Misa Palander
Shanella Pöllänen
JT
Juha Torvinen
Klaus Granholm
PVPaula Vesala
Paula Vesala
Vesala
AH
Antti Hirvonen
Pasunisti Viljanen
PT
Pasi Toivonen
Komea mies
IS
Inga Sulin
Pyörätuolimummo
MK
Matilda Kalliokoski
Klausin lapsi
LM
Lydia Miettinen
Klausin lapsi (voice)
ST
Saara Törmä
Sanoittaja Johanna

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