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Brain Smasher... A Love Story

5.219931h 28mMovieActionComedyRomance

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

DirectorAlbert Pyun
WriterAlbert Pyun
ProducersTom Karnowski·Share Stallings

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Cast · Directed by Albert Pyun

ACAndrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
THTeri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
YOYuji Okumoto
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
DVDeborah Van Valkenburgh
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
BJBrion James
Brion James
Brown
TTTim Thomerson
Tim Thomerson
Black
CRCharles Rocket
Charles Rocket
Jones
NGNicholas Guest
Nicholas Guest
Smith
DD
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
WJWrick Jones
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
GS
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
ST
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco

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