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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

2.820261h 36mMovieComedyCrime

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

DirectorClaude Schmitz
WriterClaude Schmitz
ProducerBenoît Roland

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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems isn't on any streaming service in United States right now, but it's available in Belgium, France. Streaming rights are licensed per country.

Cast · Directed by Claude Schmitz

FSFrancis Soetens
Francis Soetens
Francis Conrad
RBRodolphe Burger
Rodolphe Burger
Alain Crab

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