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Garchaster's Cornblade

20261h 49mNRMovieFantasyScience FictionComedy

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star…

DirectorKasper Meltedhair
WriterKasper Meltedhair
ProducersKasper Meltedhair·Brewce Longo

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Cast · Directed by Kasper Meltedhair

LE
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
KMKasper Meltedhair
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
DFDonald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
BLBrewce Longo
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
AB
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
CP
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
MMMatt Minter
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
XM
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
DWDogfood Williams
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
MF
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
MW
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
ND
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

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