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My First Dick

20227mMovieComedy

It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.

DirectorKate McCoid
WriterKate McCoid
ProducerCarly Lamenta

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Cast · Directed by Kate McCoid

ESEmma Sidi
Emma Sidi
Hannah Bills
ASAmit Shah
Amit Shah
Mitch Millet
EREllen Robertson
Ellen Robertson
Sherri Matthews
CL
Charlotte Luxford
Louise
MW
Marilla Wex
Hannah's Mum / Sherri's Mum (voice)

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