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Septuagenarian Substitute Ball

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Fame is too heavy for Ralph McCartney (John Ford Noonan) when he becomes an accidental rock star. Shot in New York, premiered June 1970. Winner: Third Prize at the National Student Film Festival.

DirectorAllan Arkush
WriterAllan Arkush

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Cast · Directed by Allan Arkush

JNJohn Ford Noonan
John Ford Noonan
Ralph
PMPeter Maloney
Peter Maloney
Pops
MSMarilyn Sokol
Marilyn Sokol

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Septuagenarian Substitute Ball hasn't started streaming in United States yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around July 20, 1970. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.