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Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate

6.119711h 13mMovieComedyMysteryThriller

Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their description of the "girl" attracts a psychopath.

DirectorTed Post
WriterJohn D.F. Black
ProducersLee Rich·Robert L. Jacks

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Cast · Directed by Ted Post

HHHelen Hayes
Helen Hayes
Sophie Tate Curtis
VEVince Edwards
Vince Edwards
Mal Weston
MLMyrna Loy
Myrna Loy
Evelyn Tryon
MNMildred Natwick
Mildred Natwick
Shelby Saunders
SSSylvia Sidney
Sylvia Sidney
Elizabeth Gibson
JBJohn Beradino
John Beradino
Detective Hallum
LM
Larry D. Mann
Sergeant Lutz
BD
Barbara Davis
Brenda
PSPaul Smith
Paul Smith
Cutter
GVGary Vinson
Gary Vinson
Jonas
DSDiane Shalet
Diane Shalet
Ruth Mellon
NDNora Denney
Nora Denney
Trudy

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Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate hasn't started streaming in Canada yet. Based on the typical 6–8 week theatrical-to-streaming window, we estimate it will arrive around December 28, 1971. This is a prediction, not a confirmed date.